I honestly don’t remember what we talked about yesterday. I know it was something. Maybe Prince Andrew? He seems like a piece of shit. The president is still getting all impeached and memes are getting credit for Grammys. It’s the Worstcase…
Worstcase Scenario ep. 198 “Cock Stool Diagram”
Ever wonder how to keep large testicles from touching toilet water while you poop? Probably not, but we’re gonna tell ya either way. Also, it works as a political metaphor. Trump is the toilet water and your balls are the constitution. It’s the worstcase…..
Worstcase Scenario ep. 197 “Epstien Didn’t Kill Himself”
Dr. Michael Baden says it was a homicide. Too many coincidences and too many fractured neck bones. The neck bones connected to the vast global conspiracy. Also in the news, people are having bad trips on purpose, cuz it’s the worstcase….
Worstcase Scenario ep. 196 “First Podcast On The Right”
There is some guy getting rich selling diamond studded dildos, and somebody else selling gold ones. Jerk talks about strange animal sex stuff and we argue whether our not “auto-brewery disorder” is a real thing. Apparently some people can make booze in their bellies, or can they? It’s the #Worstcase.
Worstcase Scenario ep. 195 “The iPhone Made Me Gay”
Impeachment season continues to build steam and a Russian man is suing Apple for allowing an app to suggest he might enjoy an alternative lifestyle. We learn about why you shouldn’t be using needles to make your junk look bigger, it’s the Worstcase…..
Worstcase Scenario ep. 194 “Life Hacks”
Politics as usual, we take a long look at Trump’s upcoming impeachment and then discuss a NJ man that was trying to have sex with farm animals. Bird is back and you know it’s the Worstcase……
Worstcase Scenario ep. 193 “Tide Pods & Whiskey: Just Say No”
We have special guests this week and instead of impeachment we just talk about drugs and more drugs. The Glenlivet is now available in tide pods and I can’t think of a more horrible way to imbibe a fine scotch that doesn’t involve the anus. It’s the worstcase……
Worstcase Scenario ep. 192 “Caucasity is the New Flatulence.”
Looks like Trump is finally getting impeached, but we never get around to talking about it. Instead we discuss whether or not “butt-munch” is a homophobic slur and how demeaning working at Wendy’s is. Life is hard but at least we have each other. It’s the Worstcase…
Worstcase Scenario ep. 191 “Reality Shits Itself”
Special Guest from New Orleans stops by and we discuss the dangers of drugs. We never did get a chance to save ET or clap those alien cheeks, but damn if this sentence wasn’t currently topical. It’s the Worstcase.
Worstcase Scenario ep. 190 “Dong-nado and the Chicken Bomb”
The news is horrible and bird is sad about it. did Epstein get a funeral? Did they shoot him from a canon into a preschool? Florida man finds something valuable in the sand. It’s the Worstcase……