Worstcase Scenario Porchcast ep.1


Foul Mouth Jerk, Adam Strange, & Birdie are back and have no FCC to stop the adult content. This is the first official ‘porchcast’ coming to you live and direct from Foul Mouth’s front porch. Download this for historical purposes…..

Acceptance Speeches… That’s How A Playa Do

Holden & Roland MVA


Fresh off their starring roles in the Foul Mouth Jerk stop-motion, crime drama, rap video “Opium Den”, Holden Green and Roland Dough walked the red carpet with their co-stars, turned lady-friends Harmony & Chrystal. The star studded gala event was the Music Video Asheville Awards. The pair left with the trophy for Best Visual Design, on behalf of Jerk & behind-the-scenes Mastermind, Jon Jones, for Low Bat studios.  Rumor has it that Holden & Roland have signed on for a possible trilogy, and have started shooting on the sequel, titled “The Perfect Crime.”  TMZ reports that their Hollywood it-dude status has already attracted the attention of tiny 1/6th scale Scientologists, who are looking for a new spokesman, who is at least slightly taller than Tom Cruise.