Politics as usual, we take a long look at Trump’s upcoming impeachment and then discuss a NJ man that was trying to have sex with farm animals. Bird is back and you know it’s the Worstcase……
Worstcase Scenario ep. 193 “Tide Pods & Whiskey: Just Say No”
We have special guests this week and instead of impeachment we just talk about drugs and more drugs. The Glenlivet is now available in tide pods and I can’t think of a more horrible way to imbibe a fine scotch that doesn’t involve the anus. It’s the worstcase……
Worstcase Scenario ep. 192 “Caucasity is the New Flatulence.”
Looks like Trump is finally getting impeached, but we never get around to talking about it. Instead we discuss whether or not “butt-munch” is a homophobic slur and how demeaning working at Wendy’s is. Life is hard but at least we have each other. It’s the Worstcase…
Worstcase Scenario ep. 191 “Reality Shits Itself”
Special Guest from New Orleans stops by and we discuss the dangers of drugs. We never did get a chance to save ET or clap those alien cheeks, but damn if this sentence wasn’t currently topical. It’s the Worstcase.
Worstcase Scenario ep. 190 “Dong-nado and the Chicken Bomb”
The news is horrible and bird is sad about it. did Epstein get a funeral? Did they shoot him from a canon into a preschool? Florida man finds something valuable in the sand. It’s the Worstcase……
Worstcase Scenario ep. 189 “Chik-Fill-A-Tio”
There is a strange “gel like” substance on the moon and there used to be human sized penguins. Some lame southern school principal is afraid of Harry Potter and Jerk has another killer movie idea. It’s the Worstcase…….
Worstcase Scenario ep. 188 “Hasbro’s Before Ho’s”
What a week! Suge Knight no longer owns Death Row Records, but the new owners own G.I. Joe. This, plus a bunch of old men run a train in Connecticut. You know that means it’s the Worstcase…
Worstcase Scenario ep. 187 “Trails”
Cops are mad because CBD flowers make it hard to prove which is the real weed, and people are being let free. Speaking of weed, Mike Tyson is trying to take it to the next level. Watch out for prairie dogs in Denver, it’s the Worstcase…
Worstcase Scenario ep. 186 “Dear Ped-house Letters: Epstein Edition”
Who killed Epstein? Did he die? Did he sneak off on his Lolita Express and fly to Pedo Island? Was he jerkin’ it and forgot to stop choking himself? How many conspiracy theories will be born out of this. Let’s start counting them, cuz it’s the Worstcase………..
Worstcase Scenario ep. 185 “I Agree With You, I Just Don’t Care”
We just talk about news and stuff, make some jokes, and generally just waste the hell out of an hour. All that and sex dolls too, it’s the worstcase….