Category Archives: Worst Case Scenario

That Wasn’t What I Meant By “Dog Pound”

Now that my week of slacking is over it’s time to get back on my posting grind. It is in that spirit that I give you the last installment of our deep, penetrating  probe on the physical act of love with man’s best friend & other quadrupeds. This clip includes a call-in from an audience member with a suspiciously extensive amount of information to share on the topic. Far be it from me to call into question the proclivities of Worst Case Scenario listeners. I’m not here to judge, merely to assail character, slanderously accuse,  and sometimes impune. With any luck there will be more highlights soon to come, on topics other than the salacious treatment of cherished family pets. But that may be a rather ambitious hope for the breadth of our subject matter. For some reason this clip of pt.3 is accidentally labeled as pt.2… nonetheless it is actually pt. 3

The Secret Shame Of Adam Strange

Continuing with Worst Case Scenario’s hard-hitting,  in-depth investigation of the forbidden love between man and dog, this second chapter leads us to find that answers to our previous questions only lead to more questions. Our engineer Adam Strange manages to find the actual news footage of the Memphis canine sex caper, and we get to hear the story first hand from the dog’s owner, bringing to light some ironic turns in the story and one twist that is worthy of M. Night Shyamalan. If you would like to listen the episode in it’s entirety you can follow the link below. Otherwise without further ado…

Link:

http://www.ashevillefm.org/worst-case-scenario

 

Buggery Was The Case

After marking the 2 year anniversary of Gurp City South’s online radio program Worst Case Scenario we finally launched live video streaming of each week’s episode via Twitter, which may turn out to be a brilliant stroke of marketing or a fatally stupendous error depending on how the broadening audience reacts to the myriad of retarded conversations & activities intrinsic to the staff of our show.  Such behavior clearly exemplified by the 2nd week of live video broadcasting when co-host Hollywood Cole, showing up adrift on Jameson, subsequently put me in a headlock & jail raped my face by licking my beard 7 separate times. A gesture that from my perspective would have gone gleefully unviewed by the listening audience, but appeared to be a career highlight in the questionable opinions of my co-conspirators.

A secondary benefit of the video feed is that we get to chop up some of the funnier segments into short, digestable pieces. Which brings us to today’s post, the 1st of a hopefully consistent series of Worst Case Scenario highlight reels on GCS. Herein part 1 of a conversation about a man in Memphis, TN caught in the throes of passion with his neighbor’s dog.  If you enjoy, the show can be listened to live every Thursday from 10pm to midnight on

http://www.ashevillefm.org/worst-case-scenario

or you can just go to the archives on said page at anytime during the week for that week’s episode. To watch live or to check out previous episodes via twitcast check us out here:

http://twitcasting.tv/gurpcitysouth

 

Free Music From The Man in The Cuts

So if you’ve been feeling the music on Worst Case Scenario, you probably know that a lot of the newest stuff we play comes to our show via our semi-silent partner in San Francisco The Man in The Cuts aka Gus Cutty of the Fist Fam. What you may not know is that Gus does a regular all music-no talk podcast of new hip hop about twice a month that kicks much ass. The podcast is called Fog Breaks and features brand new songs from Gurp City & Gurp City South member & associates, as well as new music from artists at large that don’t suck. Because contrary to what you may have heard there are a lot of dope new artists out there that aren’t getting the kind of exposure as all that poodle-ass pop bullshit that passes as hip hop these days.

To that end, we’ve posted the link & track list  for the newest Fog Breaks podcast titled “Decepts on the L Train”  and will continue to post them here for Gus’s  subsequent podcasts. You  can also check out the fog breaks site & subscribe to the podcast direct from itunes at the links at bottom.

1. Maffew Ragazino – Decepts on the L Train
2. Problem – Probs a Problem
3. A.Dd+ – Insomniacs Dreaming
4. Pac Div – The Greatness
5. Black Milk & Danny Brown – Zap
6. Nas – Nasty
7. TI ft. Pharrell – Hear Ye Hear Ye
8. Styles P – Feelings Gone
9. Sav Killz ft. Lil Fame – Jamel Rockwell
10. Immortal Technique – Toast to the Dead
11. Alexander Spit – The Kids Are Bored
12. Slim the Mobster ft. Prodigy – Marta
13. Quelle Chris ft. Danny Brown & Roc Marciano – Shotgun
14. The Roots ft. Big K.R.I.T. – Make Me
15. Killa Kyleon – Letter to Pimp C
16. The Ville Boyz – Talk to Em’
17. Fist Fam – Woompty Woomp
18. Juicy J – Gotta New One

Fog Breaks Links:

http://www.fogbreaks.com/?p=829

http://itunes.apple.com/podcast/fog-breaks/id362203424

Excellence In Broadcasting

In the first year of broadcasting Wost Case Scenario we often assumed that we would be kicked off the air largely for the slapdash, lackluster, obnoxiously negligent manner of the show, or perhaps just because of the sheer heroic volume of wanton on-air drinking by the cast. In year two, between the shameless sexual harassment of female callers by poorly impersonated versions of Sean Connery & Morgan Freeman, and  attempts to get grown women to text sweet booby shots  to our 15 year old Hungarian intern, we began to appreciate the likelihood that our defrocking would could come on the heels of possible criminal charges.

It is only now in the onset of our third year on the air that our shenanigans  have really begun to hit their stride so to speak, perfecting the art of pushing the envelope of bad taste right to the razor thin borderline of obscenity and/or pornography and the outright corruption of a minor, without crossing over.  Congratulations us. As promised the link below is part 2 of the 2 year anniversary episode featuring members of the Fist Fam & others. Thank you for supporting the foolish absurdities of a gang of reputed wise crackers and the questionable buffoonery of known punchinellos.

 

Link:

http://www.mediafire.com/?vhjuh42ms6vlkiv

The Bad Guys Won

So as you can probably tell from my victory pose in the above cherished moment from the Gurpocalypse show, this winning shit feels pretty god damned good right now. It’s like being wrapped in a snuggie made out of titties that taste like birthday cake. Hosting Worst Case Scenario, the drunkest & surliest  talk radio show on all of the internet was already quite a  loftily dubious honor. But celebrating our two year anniversary as the #1 show on the station… priceless.  Who would’ve thought that gathering a cadre of  reprobates, misanthropes and repeat felons around a case of beer and a bottle of Jameson for the purposes of spirited on-air debate and libelous hate-speech would find a home in the hearts of so many?

On that note I have to thank all our listeners & supporters that have kept us on the air for way longer than I ever expected, and also to our bosses at ashevillefm.org & their sick sense of humor, for putting us on the air and risking possible legal action every week by leaving us there. Since the Anniversary episode aired a few weeks ago featuring guest appearances from former cast members & most of the Fist Fam, I have been receiving calls & messages from people demanding I re-post it somewhere. Apparently folks are quite fond of this one, so I chopped it into the three talk segments and between the weekly free music drops I will be posting the pieces here over the next week or so.

Anyway, click the link below & give a listen to part 1 of what some have been calling our funniest episode to date. And If you enjoy it spread the word, re-post etc. You can listen to Worst Case Scenario live every Thursday from 10pm-midnight (east coast time) on Ashevillefm.org. Each episodes archive is available to listen to all week on the WCS page of the station site.

Worst Case Scenario 2yr Anniversary episode pt1:

http://www.mediafire.com/?cvpon8yimw7im9r

Worst Case Scenario recent highlights

Worst Case Scenario Radio Show

For those that don’t know, every Thursday from 10pm to midnight several members of the Gurp City South crew, namely myself (Foul Mouth Jerk), TopR Holiday, Adam Strange & Smidi host an internet radio show on Ashevillefm.org, appropriately known as the Worst Case Scenario. The program is basically two hours of dubious opinions, wild, baseless speculation and slanderous accusations that push the envelope of free speech to the outermost reaches of dickishness, with bits of rap music peppered liberally throughout. It’s sort of like a drunk version of Hardball meets Kool DJ Red Alert… with racist jokes. Recurring guests include a case of PBR, the head of our research department (i.e. one gossipin ass black chick) known as the Snow Shark, and a 15 y.o Hungarian boy affectionately referred to as Serbian Beiber, who serves as an intern, but whose main purpose is to retrieve beers & keep us abreast of how low the standards of behavior for teenage girls has fallen. Needless to say it’s the cutting edge in tasteless public discourse.
That being said, I have been promising on air to post highlights from the show on the site for months. And while I wouldn’t count on this now being a new, reliable occurrence on my part, I will be posting what I think to be the funnier snippets from random episodes as frequently as my feeble work ethic will allow. The current posting being an episode in which multiple members of the staff had split a bag of shrooms just before going on the air.
So without further ado…

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Artifacts Interviews

Part 1

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Part 3

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From the Worst Case Scenario Radio Show on www.ashevillefm.org