It’s the Bird & Tomm show! Our fearless host rocked the party a little too hard the night before and kinda passes out about 7 minutes in. The co-hosts do their best to hold things together as the sound of snoring creeps in. This just might be your favorite episode of the year, it’s 2/3s of the worstcase……
2020 is here and we got some cuss words for you. Life is stupid and pleasure is all there is. Words can help take your mind off your own horrible thoughts. Let us talk so you won’t have to think for an hour. Also, we list all the things people shoved in their ass this year.
The year is over and good riddance to it. We discuss racism in Smurf Village and life in the 80s. Trump still sucks, but we don’t discuss that until the very end. We care more about the Canonball Run, it’s the Worstcase.
You think you have crazy parties? How many emus did you have at your last party? Did you have a fountain? Also, a man has lethal farts in Africa, it’s the Worstcase…..
They did what to that duck? Why is Joe Biden so old timey? Why is everybody bitching about an exercise bike? Does anybody care? Who do you gotta blow to be teacher of the year? All this and more brah, it’s the worstcase…….
We live in a reality with real life super villains. Not the best topic for a comedy podcast. Meth? South Dakota is “on it”, but so is an r&b star from the 90’s. The president has been looking at Florida’s Governor a little to closely, but hey, it’s the Worstcase, so tell your friends to shut up…..
Strange is selling BumJuice and Jerk is eating LSD again. Trump is writing Morrisey lyrics in big sharpie and we all know he did that shit. I can’t believe we still have listeners and we are putting out our 200th episode. It’s the Worstcase…..
I honestly don’t remember what we talked about yesterday. I know it was something. Maybe Prince Andrew? He seems like a piece of shit. The president is still getting all impeached and memes are getting credit for Grammys. It’s the Worstcase…
Ever wonder how to keep large testicles from touching toilet water while you poop? Probably not, but we’re gonna tell ya either way. Also, it works as a political metaphor. Trump is the toilet water and your balls are the constitution. It’s the worstcase…..
Dr. Michael Baden says it was a homicide. Too many coincidences and too many fractured neck bones. The neck bones connected to the vast global conspiracy. Also in the news, people are having bad trips on purpose, cuz it’s the worstcase….