Who killed Epstein? Did he die? Did he sneak off on his Lolita Express and fly to Pedo Island? Was he jerkin’ it and forgot to stop choking himself? How many conspiracy theories will be born out of this. Let’s start counting them, cuz it’s the Worstcase………..
Worstcase Scenario ep. 185 “I Agree With You, I Just Don’t Care”
We just talk about news and stuff, make some jokes, and generally just waste the hell out of an hour. All that and sex dolls too, it’s the worstcase….
Worstcase Scenario ep. 184 “Be Funny and Fuck Good”
40 solid minutes of dick jokes. This is what our lives have become. Apparently it gets better, so tell your friends to stop trying to jump off these damn bridges. These bridges ain’t high enough to finish the job, it’s the worstcase….
Worstcase Scenario ep. 183 “There is No Basement in the Alamo”
Sweden can suck it. They know what they did. The only thing good about Sweden is nothing, everything you think you like about Sweden actually happened in Switzerland and you are just confusing the two. Italians got better meatballs. Dumb Sweeds need to let A$AP Rocky go free. It’s the worstcase….. #freeA$APRocky #boycottSweden
Worstcase Scenario ep. 182 “In the Pocket of Big Pedo”
The French have a new scientific contribution for your butt-hole. We are just starting to plan our trip to Area 51 and figuring out how to run “naruta” style. Did somebody fart? I smell St. Valentine Ginger and Christmas Chocolate, it must be the worstcase……
Worstcase Scenario ep. 181 “Illegal Aliens from Space & the Evil Judge”
We have a special guest from the podcast “Hit Dice” and the president is friends with a pedophile, it’s the worstcase……
Worstcase Scenario ep. 180 “#DumbBaby”
Jerk and Strange recount their trip to Colorado and it involves smoking lots of that weed. Then they went up a mountain and have come back down with an hour worth of bullshit grade podcast words, cuz it’s the worstcase……
Worstcase Scenario ep. 179 “Shit Transplants Happen”
Ya, it’s Father’s Day. Dads everywhere want nothing more than to be left alone for a minute. We have a special guest and a lot of random news stories. We learn that poop transplants are a thing and that (of coure) nobody should do them. What the hell? It’s the worstcase…..
Worstcase Scenario ep. 178 “The Frozen Bits”
Bird is furious about some things. I know we talked about stuff, but honestly I don’t remember what it was. I smoke a lot of weed and am easily distracted. I’m also trying to watch the season finale of Happy while I’m posting this show and only really half paying attention to what I’m doing, but fuck it, it’s the worstcase…..
Worstcase Scenario ep. 177 “D.I.Y. P.C.P.”
We start with new serial killer gossip, talk about true crime, and then invent the coolest board game you’ve ever heard of. Don’t try stealing our ideas, it’s the worstcase…..