The Quarantine drags on, it’s week 4, the world is still stuck in their houses, and Trump is still stupid. People are being arrested for not social distancing and the only thing we have to do is watch tv shows about tigers and complain on social media. Life goes on, it’s the Worstcase……
Ok, so it’s been a few weeks of lockdown. Tension is rising. The President is a twat and we might lose John Prine. Homeless people in Vegas are being used as roulette markers and it’s all downhill from here…… Good luck, it’s the Worstcase
Well, maybe this will finally solve the “affordable housing” issue. Southerners be acting like nothing is happening and there are gonna be a whole lot of old southerners having sad funerals because all their friends are to busy having funerals to attend. I’m talking about dead people, piles of dead people. They might just make social security solvent again.
Quarantine Episode pt 1 on the Ides of March! We are in the throws of a global pandemic, but hey, we got jokes! Wash your hands and stop touching your damn face. This week is gonna be famous one day, let our podcast be a part of history with you. Reminisce that one horrible fart while the markets crash and the toilet paper disappears, cuz it’s the worstcase……
Cricket is back and ready to talk about his feelings with a professional. It seems like a global pandemic is about to take out what’s left of the greatest generation and we got the dumbest president that ever was. It’s the worstcase…..
Damn, this world is depressing. It’s uglier than a cowboy’s butt-hole out here in these streets. If we are living in a simulation, it really needs better writers. Pence is in charge of keeping us safe from a pandemic, so ya, better get those thoughts and prayers ready cuz it’s the Worstcase……
These rich folks are pissing themselves about Bernie. They think he’s gonna take their solid gold toilets and melt them down for health care. They will spend at least 20% of their fortunes to stop him from letting you go to the doctor. It’s the worstcase…….
Great show, lots of talk about vagina candles and whatnot, the Bird is back, and we discuss eating your own jizz for some reason. Does this taste like serial killer? It’s the Worstcase…..
Alright, don’t even get me started. I had stories, great stories. I had one about a chick that got chlamydia in her eye from a cheating boyfriend. I had one about “Penis Man”, one about a guy smoking weed while in court for a weed charge. But no, Jerk and a guest will instead argue for an hour about politics. This is the world now, and it’s Groundhog Day so it’s probably gonna keep happening again and again forever.
A special guest informs us about the psychological side effects of hormonal birth control. It explains why bad boys look good to baby mamas and why Old Spice is still a thing. Also, Jerk stays awake for the whole episode, it’s the worstcase…….