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Worstcase Scenario ep. 210 “Free Titties From Bernie ”

These rich folks are pissing themselves about Bernie. They think he’s gonna take their solid gold toilets and melt them down for health care. They will spend at least 20% of their fortunes to stop him from letting you go to the doctor. It’s the worstcase…….

Worstcase Scenario ep. 208 “The Miseducation of William H. Hatespeech”

Alright, don’t even get me started. I had stories, great stories. I had one about a chick that got chlamydia in her eye from a cheating boyfriend. I had one about “Penis Man”, one about a guy smoking weed while in court for a weed charge. But no, Jerk and a guest will instead argue for an hour about politics. This is the world now, and it’s Groundhog Day so it’s probably gonna keep happening again and again forever.

Worstcase Scenario ep. 186 “Dear Ped-house Letters: Epstein Edition”

Who killed Epstein? Did he die? Did he sneak off on his Lolita Express and fly to Pedo Island? Was he jerkin’ it and forgot to stop choking himself? How many conspiracy theories will be born out of this. Let’s start counting them, cuz it’s the Worstcase………..

Worstcase Scenario ep. 172 “Spinoff of a Spinoff.”

We get a bit sidetracked by life. Coke was once full of cocaine and racism while Pepsi was full of pepcid. Honestly, we have way to many ideas for just one podcast. Have fun with that, it’s the Worstcase.

Worstcase Scenario ep. 171 “Farts Are Probable Cause.”

Are farts a reason to call HR? Should you report a stinky employee? Do you wanna be a fart snitch? Can your parents be trusted to safeguard your porn stash? These questions and more probably won’t be answered on this stunning new episode of Worstcase……

Worstcase Scenario ep. 169 “The Moth On The Sloth”

Jerk saw some animals, Strange read about the origins of April Fool’s Day. The Mueller report is still being held hostage and the news just isn’t any fun anymore, it’s the Worstcase……

Worstcase Scenario ep. 167 “Live At The Cookout “

A mob boss dies, a tragedy in New Zealand, Trump still sucks, and it’s an overall bad news week. Lucky for us one of the Spice Girls shot lasers into her vagina. It’s the Worstcase.

Worstcase Scenario ep. 166 “Get it Together Belgium”

In a world with no Jan-Michael Vincents, we discuss the 80’s trend of having helicopters in your tv shows. This is the unauthorized biography of Stringfellow Hawke. Also, Trump gets buddy-buddy with a lady that runs a rub & tug empire, all this and more on the Worstcase!