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Worstcase Scenario ep. 211 “Are They More Afraid of Bernie or Corona?”

Damn, this world is depressing. It’s uglier than a cowboy’s butt-hole out here in these streets. If we are living in a simulation, it really needs better writers. Pence is in charge of keeping us safe from a pandemic, so ya, better get those thoughts and prayers ready cuz it’s the Worstcase……

Worstcase Scenario ep. 210 “Free Titties From Bernie ”

These rich folks are pissing themselves about Bernie. They think he’s gonna take their solid gold toilets and melt them down for health care. They will spend at least 20% of their fortunes to stop him from letting you go to the doctor. It’s the worstcase…….

Worstcase Scenario ep. 186 “Dear Ped-house Letters: Epstein Edition”

Who killed Epstein? Did he die? Did he sneak off on his Lolita Express and fly to Pedo Island? Was he jerkin’ it and forgot to stop choking himself? How many conspiracy theories will be born out of this. Let’s start counting them, cuz it’s the Worstcase………..

Worstcase Scenario ep. 178 “The Frozen Bits”

Bird is furious about some things. I know we talked about stuff, but honestly I don’t remember what it was. I smoke a lot of weed and am easily distracted. I’m also trying to watch the season finale of Happy while I’m posting this show and only really half paying attention to what I’m doing, but fuck it, it’s the worstcase…..

Worstcase Scenario ep. 174 “The Politics of Jiz”

Georgia is a backwards turd of a state and men need to stop trying to control women’s bodies with laws. Lots of stories about semen are tossed about and it turns out jiz has more rights than your mom. Happy Mother’s day, it’s the Worstcase…..

Worstcase Scenario ep. 171 “Farts Are Probable Cause.”

Are farts a reason to call HR? Should you report a stinky employee? Do you wanna be a fart snitch? Can your parents be trusted to safeguard your porn stash? These questions and more probably won’t be answered on this stunning new episode of Worstcase……