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Worstcase Scenario ep. 208 “The Miseducation of William H. Hatespeech”

Alright, don’t even get me started. I had stories, great stories. I had one about a chick that got chlamydia in her eye from a cheating boyfriend. I had one about “Penis Man”, one about a guy smoking weed while in court for a weed charge. But no, Jerk and a guest will instead argue for an hour about politics. This is the world now, and it’s Groundhog Day so it’s probably gonna keep happening again and again forever.

Worstcase Scenario ep. 186 “Dear Ped-house Letters: Epstein Edition”

Who killed Epstein? Did he die? Did he sneak off on his Lolita Express and fly to Pedo Island? Was he jerkin’ it and forgot to stop choking himself? How many conspiracy theories will be born out of this. Let’s start counting them, cuz it’s the Worstcase………..

Worstcase Scenario ep. 183 “There is No Basement in the Alamo”

Sweden can suck it. They know what they did. The only thing good about Sweden is nothing, everything you think you like about Sweden actually happened in Switzerland and you are just confusing the two. Italians got better meatballs. Dumb Sweeds need to let A$AP Rocky go free. It’s the worstcase….. #freeA$APRocky #boycottSweden

Worstcase Scenario ep. 170 “The Origin of Deepfellow Sharke”

We start off with complaining about growing old, mowing lawns, and current events but end up striking gold by mistake with what might be the best concept ever birthed on a podcast. Strap in sugarplum, it’s the Worstcase…

Worstcase Scenario ep. 169 “The Moth On The Sloth”

Jerk saw some animals, Strange read about the origins of April Fool’s Day. The Mueller report is still being held hostage and the news just isn’t any fun anymore, it’s the Worstcase……

Worstcase Scenario ep. 167 “Live At The Cookout “

A mob boss dies, a tragedy in New Zealand, Trump still sucks, and it’s an overall bad news week. Lucky for us one of the Spice Girls shot lasers into her vagina. It’s the Worstcase.