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Worstcase Scenario ep. 211 “Are They More Afraid of Bernie or Corona?”

Damn, this world is depressing. It’s uglier than a cowboy’s butt-hole out here in these streets. If we are living in a simulation, it really needs better writers. Pence is in charge of keeping us safe from a pandemic, so ya, better get those thoughts and prayers ready cuz it’s the Worstcase……

Worstcase Scenario ep. 210 “Free Titties From Bernie ”

These rich folks are pissing themselves about Bernie. They think he’s gonna take their solid gold toilets and melt them down for health care. They will spend at least 20% of their fortunes to stop him from letting you go to the doctor. It’s the worstcase…….

Worstcase Scenario ep. 193 “Tide Pods & Whiskey: Just Say No”

We have special guests this week and instead of impeachment we just talk about drugs and more drugs. The Glenlivet is now available in tide pods and I can’t think of a more horrible way to imbibe a fine scotch that doesn’t involve the anus. It’s the worstcase……

Worstcase Scenario ep. 186 “Dear Ped-house Letters: Epstein Edition”

Who killed Epstein? Did he die? Did he sneak off on his Lolita Express and fly to Pedo Island? Was he jerkin’ it and forgot to stop choking himself? How many conspiracy theories will be born out of this. Let’s start counting them, cuz it’s the Worstcase………..

Worstcase Scenario ep. 183 “There is No Basement in the Alamo”

Sweden can suck it. They know what they did. The only thing good about Sweden is nothing, everything you think you like about Sweden actually happened in Switzerland and you are just confusing the two. Italians got better meatballs. Dumb Sweeds need to let A$AP Rocky go free. It’s the worstcase….. #freeA$APRocky #boycottSweden

Worstcase Scenario ep. 174 “The Politics of Jiz”

Georgia is a backwards turd of a state and men need to stop trying to control women’s bodies with laws. Lots of stories about semen are tossed about and it turns out jiz has more rights than your mom. Happy Mother’s day, it’s the Worstcase…..